Boobs

All of the news about my mother is sad and frustrating. However, I visited her yesterday and here's what she said to me when I finally convinced her that I should be able to come inside and visit her (I told her I had two boxes of Cheez-Its for her). Once inside I removed my sweater because it was hot and stuffy in her apartment. She looked at me and said, "Did you have your boobs done?"!!! I said no, I had not had my boobs done. "Well," she said,"You never had boobs like that before". I reassured her that I had not done anything to my boobs. So she replied, "I wouldn't tell anyone if I had mine done either." I swear there is NO ONE on this earth like this woman who is my mother.... and that's a good thing.

On the lighter side and on the same subject, Bob came home from wandering in the woods with this unusual sign that he found deep in the Pines. Maybe they would let me in. Cheers.